I’ve been reading the Steve Harris blog, and I’ve come to the conclusion that my friend Steve is just too incredibly smart to be 18 years of age… He is lying about his age, it is apparent, and not too great of a witness for a student at Redeemer - the local Bible College/Universtity. Joshua Veldman, a good friend, and I have come up with 10 reasons why Steve must be, or could be lying about his age. Let’s commence with the list:

10. He thinks it’s hot.
9. He has too many wrinkles.
8. “Abraham lied about his wife, so why can’t I lie about my age?” - Steve Says
7. I’m 19, and pretty well read, I think - and I don’t know who the heck Jurgen Moltmann is.
6. So he can get away with buying youth bus tickets.
5. He can pick up the young chicks.
4. He’s memorized the Bible - No 18 year old wastes their time memorizing the bible… Lame.
3. He can get away with not driving a car - and not be ridiculed too harshly.
2. He is clearly too smart for any mere 18 year old.
1. It’s just so obvious - we’re on to you Steve.

If your not convinced, your a wing nut. Steve, I’ll be praying for you and your salvation - lying makes baby Jesus cry.

(Note: This is all a joke - please no hating - Steve Harris doesn’t care if we unveil his secrets)

* Credit should be given to Joshua Veldman in the help of uncovering Steve Harris and his Deception - with a capital D.